I've just been alerted to this via the wonderment that is Twitter.
Texts from Bennett.
Basically, a guy has started a blog and it's pictures of the texts he exchanges with his 17 year old cousin Bennett. Bennett apparantly isn't aware of this blog, and in the authors own words "is a white boy that thinks he's a crip, works at Amoco, has a girlfriend named Mercedes and is one of the most unintentionally funny and brilliant souls on this planet"
See for yourself, i've been reading these and honking like a goose for the past 10 minutes. I love Bennett already.