Hola!
I am back, it’s 2014 and many things have changed...
Since my last post I have got engaged, moved countries and got a new job!
Only joking, I am still as boring, single and mouthy as I
always was. I’ve come back because after an extremely long bought of
writers block, Celebrity Big Brother has inspired me to blog again and i’m
telling you now it ain’t gonna be pretty...
I am sure previous readers of my blog will expect this post
to be full of hate for Liz Jones, but surprisingly you are wrong. I still
think she is an awful waste of air and having to look at her vile, misshapen
head every night on tv isn’t doing my nerves any favours, but she is not the
object of my hatred. Even though she smothers the whole bottom half of
her face in Vaseline and walks around looking like she’s been jazzed on by a
sperm whale, or says such frankly moron-ish things like (when asked if her
mother was protective) said “yeah she really was, she just really didn’t want
me to get run over or anything” (same as most mums out there I would have
thought Liz?), I still have a special reserve of hatred for an alternative
housemate. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you Mr Lee Ryan.
Straight off the bat let me make 1 thing clear. How
Lee has acted in the Big Brother house isn’t UNFORGIVABLE. It’s not as if
he was married and cheated on someone on tv or anything like that, and frankly
in the grand scheme of things it’s really not a big deal at all. The
reason I despise him is because of how he has acted afterwards.
For those of you that aren’t in the know, Lee went into the
house chained to a glamour model called Casey. Standard page 3 girl, big
boobs, pretty face, hair extensions etc but she seemed alright. For the
first few days Lee and Casey were chained together so obviously couldn’t leave
each other’s side and got closer. Lee was ALL OVER Casey, hugging her and
kissing her and telling her how much he liked her etc. It was a bit
ridic. Next night, having finally been unchained, he waltz’s off
(literally) with Jasmine Waltz, a home-wrecking nasty piece of work from LA
with a skin to plastic ratio higher than Barbie’s. He snogs her and then
spends the rest of his mundane existence all over Jasmine like a particularly
annoying case of syphilis, and does it ALL IN FRONT of Casey. Then when
Casey gets upset, proceeds to say she is mental and a bunny boiler and she’s
making him look like the bad guy and he hasn’t done anything wrong, he doesn’t
want to be a player.
For starters Lee, you aren’t a player. You are a
little kid who’s not mature enough to interact with 2 girls at the same time
without trying to get in their pants. You are an idiot. I can’t
STAND boys like this. Fair enough Lee is single and can do what he wants,
but you HAVE to understand why Casey is upset. If she starts
developing feelings for a guy she THINKS likes her back, only for him to run
off with American roadkill and flaunt it in front of her face she’s not going
to be best pleased about it is she?
He’s doing the classic boy trick of trying to get himself
off the hook by implying the girl is mad. Lee’s argument is that he
hasn’t known Casey that long and wasn’t actually ‘with’ her, therefore she
can’t be annoyed. We all know it’s not as black and white as that and Lee
is losing fans (well I say fans, I actually mean people that previously
tolerated him) by the bucket-load because of how disrespectful he is being to
Casey.
For any boys reading this, this is not the way to act.
Yeah fair enough sometimes you meet a girl and think you like her, then another
girl walks in who’s prettier/skinnier/got bigger boobs etc and you decide you
like her more. We KNOW you all think with your dicks, so these sorts of situations
hardly come as a surprise to most of us. Just know that if this happens
you should try and have enough respect for the first girl (especially if you
are locked in a house with her for 3 weeks) to explain the situation to her,
apologise and not flaunt the new relationship in front of her face. You
don’t have to make her feel stupid and insane to make yourself feel better.
Frankly I think it’s amazing that Lee has 1 girl interested
in him at all, let alone 2. This entire blog post isn’t about Lee Ryan
specifically though, he’s just highlighted typical treatment of girls that
happens in real life every day. I just think boys need to know that they
don’t ALWAYS have to act like cocks if they do something wrong. Or even
if they do something right. BASICALLY BOYS JUST STOP ACTING LIKE COCKS
PLEASE.
Oh and I just want to throw this out there; if Lee Ryan is
in a house with the racist, sexist neanderthal Jim Davidson, the world’s most
obtuse, vile journo Liz Jones and horse playmate Dappy from N-Dubz and STILL
manages to be the most hated person in there, he has got some major
issues. ALL RISE!
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